Wearing the same clothes and having the same hairstyle all day long can be a little boring. Or, if you’re like me, you find yourself in the middle of a wedding and you don’t know what to do. This is exactly what I was doing, and I had no idea what to do. I decided to take a quick trip to the mall and I came across a couple of great things.
First, a great new-to-us haircut.
The new-to-us haircut is called a “kandak.” The two syllables is kandak, which is pronounced like a cow, but I’ll let you figure that out. The kandak is shorter and slimmer than the traditional kandak, which is a cow that has a pointy beard. The kandak in my head looks like a cow that has a pointy beard.
The kandak is a style of haircut that’s popular in the Indian subcontinent. The style is named for the kandak haircut that it takes to make the pointy beard. The kandak in my head is a little bit like the Indian bifurcated cow. The bifurcation is where the two horns, for example, are on each side of the head.
Yes, that’s exactly what it is. The kandak is a classic Indian style of hair cut. And the kandak in my head is a lot like the Indian bifurcated cow.
The kandak, like the bifurcated cow, is a very common style of haircut, but one that has become controversial, with some people saying it can be as harmful to an individual’s mental health as eating a certain number of vegetables. Also, while it’s not something I would advise you to do to your hair, there are some people who claim it can be beneficial because it blocks the perception of your own height.
Ok, this is sort of weird. Yes, I know all of your brains have been implanted in your skull, but your kandak is not just some stupid, stupid bifurcated cow. Ok, maybe not stupid, just stupid, but not as stupid as the cow, and not as thick as the bifurcated cow.
Ok, I know this is going to piss off more than it ever would have, but I am one of those people who thinks that an intense, long period of fasting is beneficial. I just want to focus on why I think this might be true. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of a diet called The Way of the Tao, but it is basically the diet of the highest levels of enlightenment. Basically, to become enlightened, you must eat nothing but vegetables.
I can’t think of a better reason to eat a lot of vegetables than to become enlightened. In fact, it’s one of the reasons I’m a vegetarian. If I had to choose a reason, I would say because I really don’t want to get fat. I don’t think I want to be fat. I’m not going to become fat. I don’t think I’m going to get fat. I’m not going to become fat. I’m not going to get fat.
It’s hard to believe that a diet based entirely around eating vegetables is even popular. It is, however, so popular that it is the official diet of the White House. It is, however, so popular that President Obama himself is a big fan. In fact, he gave his first State of the Union Address as a vegan. I would say that it is one of the most popular diets in the world, but I am not entirely sure.
